So, Be Disappointed, the album. What else is there to say aside from, “Wow Mom... can I please resume my position in your womb - all fetal quiet and warm?” Because really, it is likely the safest place someone can take up to escape this suicide attempt of an album. After the first track, I was left thinking to myself that Bad religion is sitting back and questioning their sexuality, and why they are all of a sudden a sound whore. I am sure these kids mean well, but should maybe be taken down a level, or off the stage. The talent is there, the ambition is there, the originality though, is sadly lacking.
Tylenol comes in bottles of a hundred. I can now tell anyone, that you can down an entire bottle, and not die - Thirteen tracks, and nothing fantastic. I cannot stress the talent, but I cannot tolerate the music. Helen Keller, could likely put out an album and get some better reviews.
First off, fuck Armageddon! This Is a Standoff needs to separate themselves from the influence of others.
I am a Bad Religion fan. Sure, it is a great role model for music, but role models can be wrong.
It’s like saying that you are funny, and quoting Pee Wee Herman. He WAS good at it. No one else is going to be.
Melodies that make you want to slap a post-Jager college student, and riffs that are stolen faster than a prom date’s virginity... this album says little about the players themselves, and the direction that will lead you close to the Mulholland drive movie..... Only sans rad lesbian scene; all dick no stiffy.
So in short, if you are a kid wandering around looking for an identity, by all means have a listen. You too can borrow what they borrowed. Kind of like getting the herpes from a chick that fucked your buddy. Or, the clap from that guy that did your best friend who ‘just so happened to have a VD thing going on’ when she decided to hit that shit.
Tylenol comes in bottles of a hundred. I can now tell anyone, that you can down an entire bottle, and not die - Thirteen tracks, and nothing fantastic. I cannot stress the talent, but I cannot tolerate the music. Helen Keller, could likely put out an album and get some better reviews.
First off, fuck Armageddon! This Is a Standoff needs to separate themselves from the influence of others.
I am a Bad Religion fan. Sure, it is a great role model for music, but role models can be wrong.
It’s like saying that you are funny, and quoting Pee Wee Herman. He WAS good at it. No one else is going to be.
Melodies that make you want to slap a post-Jager college student, and riffs that are stolen faster than a prom date’s virginity... this album says little about the players themselves, and the direction that will lead you close to the Mulholland drive movie..... Only sans rad lesbian scene; all dick no stiffy.
So in short, if you are a kid wandering around looking for an identity, by all means have a listen. You too can borrow what they borrowed. Kind of like getting the herpes from a chick that fucked your buddy. Or, the clap from that guy that did your best friend who ‘just so happened to have a VD thing going on’ when she decided to hit that shit.
“Love and Punches”
- Patty Dick.
- Patty Dick.
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