What can a person say about a band that could possibly be the last standing tribute to original music? This is a group of people, that I don’t think have any idea about what the hell they are doing. Really, if you can judge someone on the content of their morals, then you can judge these people on the pair of tits that’s belting out odd ball lyrics, as they are possibly the only redeeming thing you can find on stage.
The Bass player, is a pedophile looking mother fucker that has a sweet guitar and a great tone that has to follow a knuckle-dragging shit head drummer that can only piece three beats together. Tie this in with a tone deaf guitarist who must have a tight wallet, as he plays gear that can only be placed on a Rain Man comparison. “Look like Tard. Play like Tard.”
The singer, is an attention slut, with a disorder that
leaves her only concentrating on herself. I put this only to help coax along the big fucking ego on this tiny little idiot. So, they put out an EP. Casey Lewis put it together and has somehow saved the grace. His work here is like giving a Grammy to that drooling prick that played Corky on that shitty show, ‘Life Goes On.’
Great production, shitty supporting cast. Lead a
retard to Play-doh, “Blah Blah Blah.” Credit can be given to the music as it is something that many will not play. Too bad it is a self absorbed lead cast, with a less than good rhythm section. The blind essentially lead the morons to the recording studio. With a front line that wanks, tugs, sucks, and fucks the tits/laser dick guitar tone, they still managed to leave something to be wanted. The band takes me back to when I was a kid and wandering around minding my own business, I met a guy that offered up some candy. Shit seemed pretty legit. It was far from. When this band offers up a pair of tits, remember, it aint always all that legit. Singer needs to be a singer and not a whore, the guitarist needs to shut the hell up and play guitar, not his dick. The bass needs to find a better band and the drummer needs to go to pasture. Not fuck anything, but just go somewhere to chew grass and be silent.
The Bass player, is a pedophile looking mother fucker that has a sweet guitar and a great tone that has to follow a knuckle-dragging shit head drummer that can only piece three beats together. Tie this in with a tone deaf guitarist who must have a tight wallet, as he plays gear that can only be placed on a Rain Man comparison. “Look like Tard. Play like Tard.”
The singer, is an attention slut, with a disorder that
leaves her only concentrating on herself. I put this only to help coax along the big fucking ego on this tiny little idiot. So, they put out an EP. Casey Lewis put it together and has somehow saved the grace. His work here is like giving a Grammy to that drooling prick that played Corky on that shitty show, ‘Life Goes On.’
Great production, shitty supporting cast. Lead a
retard to Play-doh, “Blah Blah Blah.” Credit can be given to the music as it is something that many will not play. Too bad it is a self absorbed lead cast, with a less than good rhythm section. The blind essentially lead the morons to the recording studio. With a front line that wanks, tugs, sucks, and fucks the tits/laser dick guitar tone, they still managed to leave something to be wanted. The band takes me back to when I was a kid and wandering around minding my own business, I met a guy that offered up some candy. Shit seemed pretty legit. It was far from. When this band offers up a pair of tits, remember, it aint always all that legit. Singer needs to be a singer and not a whore, the guitarist needs to shut the hell up and play guitar, not his dick. The bass needs to find a better band and the drummer needs to go to pasture. Not fuck anything, but just go somewhere to chew grass and be silent.
“Knuckles to the Floor”
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